Millennials, please hire more!
May. 27th, 2016 12:06 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thetimesinkThe earlier post was copied from an email to selected parties to illustrate why one division, whose product flowed though another division, ended up with a bunch of toilet tissue and zero facial tissue, and how a simple term may be applied to a complex of products.
All good, until a little later in the day as I was interacted with a team applying a Federal demand to a process. ...in the health care field. Nothing to do other than to move slowly so as not to startle them.
My timeline for the return of your form that you *need* and are holding my goods hostage for that involves placing the form on a silver serving piece and presenting it appropriately? ...and, oh, since you called me, I see the instructions are to return the signed form by either the USPS or by fax. May I scan a copy and send it to you to reduce the time frame and possibility of loss?
Oh, that simply is not acceptable? Only The U S P S (each word a descriptive element unto itself) or a facsimile transmission (she enunciated the words so correctly that I knew she had the correct spelling and likely worked with the wet transfer units.
Thank you. ...and mumbles about all-in-one printers being a flippin' scanner perched atop a laser printer with a telco cord stuck up its... and really wondering if they could actually use the Pony Express. ...and emailing the lady who sent me the form and asking, "Hey, when my MD signs this, can I just send you a pdf of it?" ...and she's all, "Sure, just send to my email and you're good."
Flowers seem appropriate...
All good, until a little later in the day as I was interacted with a team applying a Federal demand to a process. ...in the health care field. Nothing to do other than to move slowly so as not to startle them.
My timeline for the return of your form that you *need* and are holding my goods hostage for that involves placing the form on a silver serving piece and presenting it appropriately? ...and, oh, since you called me, I see the instructions are to return the signed form by either the USPS or by fax. May I scan a copy and send it to you to reduce the time frame and possibility of loss?
Oh, that simply is not acceptable? Only The U S P S (each word a descriptive element unto itself) or a facsimile transmission (she enunciated the words so correctly that I knew she had the correct spelling and likely worked with the wet transfer units.
Thank you. ...and mumbles about all-in-one printers being a flippin' scanner perched atop a laser printer with a telco cord stuck up its... and really wondering if they could actually use the Pony Express. ...and emailing the lady who sent me the form and asking, "Hey, when my MD signs this, can I just send you a pdf of it?" ...and she's all, "Sure, just send to my email and you're good."
Flowers seem appropriate...
